Frequently asked questions.
PRODUCT & LAB RESULTS
How will I feel?
We intentionally crafted Not Beer Vibed with a 1:1 THC:CBD ratio. The THC helps enhance your mood, spark creativity and lift you up — while CBD helps you feel grounded, relaxed and calm. Expect to feel the effects in 10–15 minutes.
How do THC beverages differ from regular edibles?
Standard edibles like gummies and chocolates deliver hefty doses - typically 5mg to 100mg THC each - but you're stuck waiting 1-2 hours (sometimes longer) to feel anything. These oil-infused products have to travel through your entire digestive system before the THC reaches your bloodstream.
What makes THC drinks hit differently?
Beverages use nanoemulsion technology that breaks THC into tiny particles your body can absorb more easily - starting in your mouth and continuing as you drink. This means Not Beer Vibed's 10mg dose starts working in 15-20 minutes instead of making you wonder if you should take more while waiting around for hours.
Why does faster activation matter?
You can actually dose intelligently. Start with half a can, see how you feel in 20 minutes, then finish it if you want more. No more accidentally taking too much because "it's not working yet." Not Beer Vibed also includes 10mg CBD in a 1:1 ratio with THC, creating a more balanced, clear-headed experience rather than an overwhelming high.
How are you different than other cannabis beverages?
Great question! Let’s break it down.
Emphasis on Taste: So many cannabis beverages are just carbonated water, cheap flavoring and sugar… and taste like it. We use real fruit juice for outstanding, delicious taste. You’ll be craving the feeling and the taste.
Perfectly Balanced & Reliable Function: We use the highest quality THC and CBD in a precise 1:1 ratio for reliable potency and consistent, balanced effects every time.
No Added Sugar & Low Calorie: You’re trying to enjoy yourself, not worry about how many calories, carbs or sugar you’re consuming. That’s why Not Beer Vibed has no added sugar, and each can is only 15–20 calories.
Everyday Value: Some of these brands charge close to $10 per can! We work hard to deliver a premium product at a competitive price, so that you can enjoy Not Beer Vibed whenever you’d like, without breaking the bank.
Will I feel anxious or paranoid?
We intentionally crafted Not Beer Vibed for a smooth vibe. The anxiety some people have felt when experiencing cannabis is often due to high-potent strains, where THC levels are sky-high and the CBD is non-existent. That imbalance can overstimulate CB1 receptors, triggering symptoms like anxiety, paranoia or racing thoughts. Not Beer Vibed’s 1:1 THC:CBD ratio leverages CBD’s moderating effect to deliver a smoother, more controlled experience.
How much should I drink?
If you're new to cannabis drinks, we recommend drinking ~1/3 of the can, waiting ~30 minutes to see how you feel and then going from there.
We know - it’s delicious, so waiting will be tough - but as my mom says, “good things come to those who wait!”
Do you test your products?
Yes! Every batch is third-party tested in GMP-certified labs to verify potency, purity and safety. You can see our Certificates of Analysis (COAs) for each batch [here].
Is this legal?
Yes, the 2018 Farm Bill legalized Hemp, which opened the door for delta-9 THC derived from hemp to be used in products like Not Beer Vibed. Our delta-9 THC is naturally-derived from hemp and is no more than 0.3% of the net weight of our beverage, ensuring our products are federally legal and fully compliant with the Farm Bill.
Is it legal everywhere?
We ship to most states! Laws are constantly evolving, so we keep our shipping destinations current. Just enter your address at checkout - the system will let you know if we can't deliver to your location.
What is delta-9 THC?
Delta-9 THC is the naturally occurring form of THC found in cannabis and hemp, known for its clear, uplifting, and reliable effects. Delta-8 THC, on the other hand, is a synthetic cannabinoid chemically converted from CBD, often described as weaker, less consistent, and more sedating.
We use Delta-9 THC in all of our products.
Will I fail / pass a drug test after consuming this?
Consuming Not Beer Vibed may result in a positive test result.
ORDERING
How do I track my order?
You'll receive email updates throughout the process - first an order confirmation, then shipping details with a UPS tracking number so you can follow your package's progress.
When will my order arrive?
Most deliveries take 4-5 business days from when you order. Sometimes carriers run behind schedule, so don't hesitate to contact us if you're concerned about timing.
My package arrived damaged - what now?
That's definitely not what we want! Shoot us an email at hello@enjoynotbeer.com and we'll take care of you.
Do I have to sign for my order when it arrives?
Nope! No signature required for any of our products.
I need to update my shipping information
Get in touch at hello@enjoynotbeer.com immediately after ordering and we can make changes. Once it's shipped though, we can't modify the address details.
Can I buy this in stores?
Absolutely! Check out our store locator to find a retailer near you.
SUBSCRIPTION
What are the terms of a subscription?
Subscriptions offer complete flexibility - pause or cancel anytime through your customer portal or by reaching out to our team. Just note that if your order has already shipped before you make changes, we can't stop delivery. Returns on shipped orders may include a restocking fee per our return policy.
Can I modify my subscription?
Yes! You can easily adjust your subscription through your customer portal - change flavors, update quantities, modify/pause deliveries & more. Simply log in and make your changes before your next billing cycle.
How do I access my account?
Head to our login page and enter your email and password. First-time users need to select "Create Account" when accessing their profile initially.
How do I cancel my subscription?
Log into your customer portal using your email and password, then scroll down and click "Cancel Subscription." Remember, you can also pause your subscription for any length of time! We guarantee the same pricing for both active and paused subscriptions. If you run into issues or have any questions, please reach out to hello@enjoynotbeer.com.